Are you tired of engaging in run-of-the-mill sex in your bedroom, on your bed, day in and occasionally, day out? Well, today's sex tip is going to sway you away from the everyday, and reveal some common and some not-so-common spots where you and your beautiful babe can engage in the nasty.
jizzing in the jetta
Yes, most of us have prodded or will prod at least one woman in the backseat (or front seat) of our cars. Okay, so it may not be the roomiest of spots and perhaps the knee burns will last for days, but hey, it'll be a fond memory once you get all the stains out of the upholstery. You don't necessarily have to take her into the backseat and start banging away like a hammer against a nail. Rather bring her to some remote area, kiss her softly from across the driver's seat, while slowly inching your hand up her thighs. You can spend the entire time teasing her with your mouth and fingers, or you can lead her to the backseat and get busy. Make sure to wear easy access clothing though, or the whole thing might end up getting sloppy and non-mood inducing.
motel, hotel, no tell
Bring her to a new destination, hence a new room other than yours. You can prepare the motel room beforehand with oils, candles and the like, or you can just go get the motel room together. The great thing about getting a room for the night is that you can make the biggest muddle and get nasty all night long, without having to worry about the mess the morning after. You can literally spill candle wax everywhere, soak the carpet, let your little buddies soak into the bed (who gets the wet spot?), and all that other good stuff that would otherwise be an annoying mess for one of you to clean up. The best thing to do is plan this kind of evening when there's no special occasion; do it just for a change of scenery. She will be thrilled at the prospect of making love in a new environment and trust me; you'll reap the benefits. Unleash the sexual demons.
two tickets for battlefield earth
Unless your eyesight is the equivalent of Grandpa Cataract's and you enjoy getting headaches from straining your eyes, everyone knows that virtually no one sits in the front row. That's right guys, bring her to the front row, make sure it's a movie she'll abhor, and get your groove on. The best part of this is the thrill involved that an usher might tap you on your naked butt at any given time to let you know that having sex in a theater isn't allowed. Or maybe you'll get so into your own movie, that you'll end up casting a shadow and the whole theater will either applaud or tell you to get a room (see previous page). In any case, she'll wonder why you want to sit so close to the screen, but don't let on. Once the movie begins, start by kissing and softly biting her ear, and grabbing hold of her waist, breasts, thighs — anything that will lead to immediate arousal (hey, you know her better than I do). The rest, as they say, is your history to make.
rub a dub dub
If you don't have a hot tub yet, get one. I'm just kidding, of course, but unless you're living la vida mucho dinero, most of us can only fit one person into our bathtub comfortably. A hot tub, on the other hand, allows for parties of two (or more). The roominess that a hot tub provides, as well as that vibrating jet streaming action, will ultimately make you and your partner lose yourselves in the moment, among other things... You can be naked, in boxers, or even in swimming trunks (leave the G-string for her please), and she... well she should be naked from the get go (kidding, but it is highly recommended). Remember that your aim here is to make this moment tub-full of memories.
there are waves in my bed
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